Teaspoon, Tablespoon. They’re not just culinary units of measurement, they’re the fundamentals of non-coital slumber. HI! I’m Troy McClure…I mean, Bill Dawes! You might remember me from such films as “Netchix: Renting Chicks from the Internet just got much easier” and “Sex With a Tiger: The Dangers of Method Role-Play”. Today, we’re examining the foibles and challenges associated with that time honored tradition among those godless bastards among us who dare cohabitate with a member of the opposite sex before marriage: SPOONING.