This coming Mother’s Day weekend marks the 2-year anniversary of my working relationship with Jamie Kennedy. I told myself I wouldn’t cwy! The traditional gift for the second anniversary is cotton, so I plan on giving Jamie my underpants.
To celebrate, we will do five shows over three days at the newly-monikered Times Square Comedy Club. It’s just like the old Laugh Factory that the building used to house, which is just old like the old Show World strip club that the building used to house.
It’s still glitzy, seedy (literally… that was a sperm joke people), gauche, and ghosts of old strangled strippers haunt it … but in a fun way. (um, also literally. A stripper was murdered in the back DRESSING room shower about 9 years ago. I’m amazed they don’t try to promote that more when they sell tickets to the comedy shows.)
Here are the particulars in an easy to swallow Halloween candy-size packet:
WHO: Jamie Kennedy & Bill Dawes
WHAT: It’s Comedy, Stupid!
WHERE: Times Square Comedy Club (303 W. 42nd St., NY, NY 10036 — corner of 42nd and 8th)
WHEN: Thurs 5/8 8pm, Fri 5/9 8pm and 10pm, Sat 5/10 8pm and 10pm
WHY: Why not? And how many times can you see ‘Iron Man?’
Anyone who is a fan or a friend or a low-grade stalker HAS to come! This is going to be awesome. There are very limited FREE tickets and discounted tickets. So hit me up ASAP (email@example.com) if you want some of that shit. Otherwise, pay for it and support the arts, you fucking jew…
and I say that in the least anti-semitic, most slumping-consumer-confidence way possible. So please, loosen your grip on those shekels ya’ schmendricks!
UPDATE: HALF PRICE TICKETS FOR THIS WEEKEND’S SHOWS NOW AVAILABLE!
ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS CLICK ON THIS LINK, PRINT IT OUT, AND BRING IT TO THE BOX OFFICE WHEN YOU BUY YOUR TICKETS
HERE IS THE LINK AGAIN