Hey guys,
Sorry I haven’t written a blog in a while. The reasons why not are the following:
a) life
b) laziness
c) see a
Also, I got a fancy new IMAC, but for some reason, I can’t use advanced editor and ergo have to post in this measly little font without bold type. I guess it’s the opposite, so it would technically be cowardly type. For my retarded fans (sorry, I should be PC: fans who are mentally handicapped retards), I apologize and hope you can stick with me through the rest of this.
Forthcoming, there will be a blog about my two favorite subjects — my penis and comedy. Unfortunately for me, the two things seem to be inextricably linked, but such is life. Rest assured, the blog will be juicy and scandalous and titillating and there will NOT be a plug imbedded in it.
THIS blog however is indeed a plug blog — a plog.
My assistant (he’s cute, 8 years old, and also makes great Nikes) recently put a video on www.funnyordie.com and I really need you guys — retards and non-retards alike — to help me out by going there and voting ‘funny’ and/or posting a comment.
You don’t have to watch the whole fucking thing — that shit is loooooooooooonnnng — but if you could show me a little love with a view, vote, and comment, that’d be amazing.
My goal is to get some attention from the folks there so I can do what I really want to do and post several short films of mine (i.e., porn)
For the helmet-headed tardos (i.e. family members) I will underline it and make it clickable:
CLICK HERE WITH THE MOUSY-CLICKY THING MOM!
So, go, click, and vote! Don’t vote ‘die’ or a grandmother baking an apple pie will be murdered with a kitten.
